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Rosie Jones And Friends Drop Some ‘Brilliant Breasts’ for Ta-Ta-Tuesdays

Leave it to our funbag fascinated friends at Nuts magazine to deliver an Olympian effort of chest puppy goodness in their 'Brilliant Breasts' issue of the magazine, featuring the stunning, now 22-year...

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Jessica Chastain Barely Covers Her Boobtastic for Vanity Fair

Jessica Chastain broke out in a big way in her movie career last year topped off with all those award noms for her role in The Help. Now, she's breaking out even bigger with a barely covered topless...

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Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley Legs for Elle of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley should be a dream to all you bald motherfuckers…at least all you bald motherfuckers who are millionaires…because she has proven to not care about male pattern baldness if it...

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Kim Kardashian in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

We all know that Kim Kardashian is contrived….you know such an attention seeking scam…who has fed her daddy issue, spoiled brat, “everyone look at me” at the family dinner party ego, by leveraging it...

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Gwen Stefani Can’t Stop Wearing Makeup Or Gavin Rossdale Will Leave Her, Say...

“Mmm… tastes like foundation.” Gwen Stefani is the cover interview for Harper’s Bazaar September issue where she talks about her love of constantly wearing makeup, mostly to keep Gavin Rossdale happy...

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Miranda Kerr’s Victoria’s Secret August Shoot of the Day

Here are a bunch of pics of Miranda Kerr exactly the way you have seen her and so many other Victoria’s Secret models before….it is a cut and paste, always the fucking same formula that I hate, but...

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Maria Lapiedra Bares Her Hot Body and Gossipy Soul for Interviu Magazine

If there's a juicy gossip story to be had in Spain, you can bet it somehow revolves around the world of soccer, it just does, as with the case of pretty damn hot former stripper turned mayoral...

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Pink’s Nipples Scare Me of the Day

Pink is the new face of CoverGirl, which is interesting, because even when she was pregnant, I wasn’t convinced she was an actual girl, and even post pregnancy, all thick, yet deflated, I am still not...

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Lady Gaga covers the September issue of Vogue

Despite how little I actually know about fashion — Is taupe a real color or did I just make that up in my head? — I do know that the September issue of Vogue is really really super important for some...

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Sashay Away.

That "sashay away" is directed toward me for committing an act against beauty and glamour by getting subtle shades of RuPaul vibes from the cover of Vogue's September issue with Lady CaCa all over it....

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Sofia Vergara Sultry Sextastic Behind the Scenes of Her Allure Photoshoot

We do so dig Sofia Vergara. And that is well before we found out she is perhaps the highest paid girl-thesp on television ($25 million or so last year in take home pay). We lust Sofia for much deeper...

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Kim Kardashian in a See Through of the Day

Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend who is probably not her boyfriend but her publicity stunt that he agreed to allow happen cuz it worked as a publicity stunt for him – knowing her huge fan base really...

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Bret Easton Ellis Has Another Issue

What's HER problem? It's disappointing that the guy partially responsible for one of the greatest scenes in the history of cinema (" that's 'Bone'.") seems like he's a bizarre twat looking to suck a...

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Valerie van der Graaf Hot for Lovecat #5 of the Day

Valerie van der Graaf is a hot model from the Netherlands….She was in the last issue of Lovecat Magazine, looking pretty fucking spectacular , but I’m a bigger fan of this half nakedness, erotica, all...

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Angela Figueroa Nekkid for Olympic Athlete Steeplechase Reveals

It was only a matter of time before we had a 2012 Olympic athlete getting nekkid for a photoshoot. Granted, Colombia's 3000M Steeplechase entrant, Angela Figueroa, kind of petered out in the qualifying...

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Pamela Anderson Topless for Lovecat and Love of Attention

If you're able to put aside the tawdry drunken evenings of late, the stumbling and bumbling in the streets, and the general Tough Love teenaged-like behavior of the 45-year-old former Baywatch juggular...

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Emma Stone Boring for Interview Magazine of the Day

Emma Stone is boring for Interview Magazine’s latest issue….which makes sense…because Emma Stone is boring everywhere…. I know, virgin losers get mad when I say she isn’t hot, or that her mouth annoys...

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Selena Gomez is Getting Fat of the Day

Like most Mexican women I know….their tight bodies start to fail them by the time they hit 20…usually they have 4 kids by that time so I just assumed that was the reason….land a man, don’t use...

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Too tall for Matt

Quote: Today show bosses have reportedly demanded that new host Savannah Guthrie wear smaller heels and lower her anchor chair so she does not tower over co-host Matt Lauer. 'Guthrie’s height has...

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Tom Cruise’s Scientology Marriages: The Secret Wife-Auditioning Process...

In the October issue, Vanity Fair special correspondent Maureen Orth reports that in 2004 Scientology embarked on a top-secret project headed by Shelly Miscavige, wife of Scientology chief David...

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